Translator (mtl, mostly): Rumanshi
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Chapter 1: Harem Legion Organization! (ハーレム軍団結成!)
Where is this place?
When I open my eyes, an unrealistic scene can be seen.
What I’m standing on is…. The top of a cloud?
Looking at it, it’s a white fluffy body that surrounds my bare feet.
The soft, chilly touch of the cloud makes me realize that this world isn’t a dream.
Just some time ago, I was enjoying anime and amusing myself– .
Why am I in such a place?
“Welcome. To Heaven.”
The voice of a dignified woman is heard with the feeling of the divine kind.
Turning towards the voice, there was a beautiful young girl with blonde hair and blue eyes you could mistake for goddess-sama from the world’s myths.
I wonder if it’s some anime character cosplay?
The girl was clad in fluttery clothing separated from the transient world.
“Excuse me. Where is this? Or perhaps I should say, who are you?”
“E~tto… Hey, hey, weren’t you listening to me? As I said before, this is Heaven. You have been carefully selected by your examination results to go to a different world!”
Sticking out her large chest, the girl continues.
“And now…..About your other question, I am pleased that you asked about that. My name is Aphrodite, the Goddess of Beauty! The navigating existence that will send you off to another world!”
“……How serious are you?”
Wait, I don’t quite understand what is being said.
Goddess? Different world?
What is this girl saying?
“……Well. It’s an understandable reaction. A piece of junk like you would be confused, dying a dog’s death and then being sent to a different world! Understanding this type of thing is faster by experiencing it instead of trying to explain. Try to pray for the status screen to open in your mind!”
“…………”
While not satisfied in my mind, I decide to obey Aphrodite.
At which point…
(Kazehaya Souta)
Occupation: Monster Tamer
Level 1
Vitality: 10
Physical Strength: 5
Magic Power: 10
Spiritual Power: 55
Divine Protection
Absolute Domination
Skill
Capsule ball
Suddenly, the words appeared clearly in my consciousness.
Reading the sentences carefully, it looks like a status screen from a game world.
“What? This is…….”
In my mind, the status screen that appeared fits perfectly with no signs of disappearing.
It is a strange feeling that cannot be experienced in the real world.
At first I thought it to be suspicious, a self-proclaimed goddess saying ‘Different world’ but I can feel a tinge of credibility.
“Fufufu. Monster Tamer? It’s an occupation that it’s doubtful it could even knock down a slime on it’s own. My condolences.”
“…… Come again?”
“Here’s a good thing. I will you teach specially! The different world that you are being sent to, <Adelheid>, when you are born there is a job change to suit your aptitude! By the way, your profession of Monster Tamer is baggage weight – no use at all! It’s a useless profession that suits someone who was an anime-watching NEET back on earth.”
“……………”
A-annoying.
This woman, Aphrodite or something, it is without doubt that if she closed her mouth she would be a peerless beauty but her various behaviours are a shame.
And I am not a NEET.
While it’s true I play games every day, It can be seen that I am still a student actively attending high school.
Alright.
Let’s reorganise the current situation.
Coming here, the feeling of reality has finally emerged.
Apparently, the place where I am standing is really “Heaven”. Aphrodite seems to be here with the intention of coming to send me to a different world.
I have no idea how it became like this, this realistic unfavourable development. It seems as though the possibility of a shocking encounter is low.
By the way, it’s written in my status screen, what is this ‘Capsule Ball’?
Capsule Ball – Grade G – Active
(By throwing and hitting the <Basic Species> of a monster, there is a chance of the enslavement skill occurring. Once the enslavement has been activated, the monster can no longer cause harm to the master.
Acquisition conditions
- Monster Tamer Level 1 or more
The moment after I thought about it.
A new sentence emerged on the status screen.
It seems that questioning is a trigger for the status screen to show the effects of skill.
When I pray for <Capsule Ball> in my mind , a translucent sphere the size of a baseball is created.
The design reminds me of the nostalgic gachapon capsules from my childhood.
“Capsule Ball is one of the basic skills of a Monster Tamer. When hit by a thrown ball, there’s a chance for a monster to be enslaved.”
“Hmmm. I wonder……”
Knowing so, I want to do various experiments.
She brought me to a place i don’t understand where it is, and abused me.
I decide to throw the capsule ball at Aphrodite to serve as my revenge.
“……. Yes?” (tl: ……. Hai?)
Aphrodite lets out a small cry as I throw a capsule ball.
Although I threw it quite slowly, the capsule ball superbly hit Aphrodite’s body.
“Owch-!” Wait just a minute… What did you do!? However you put it, as I’m not a monster, there is no meaning in throwing the capsule ball which can only capture monsters at me…….”
Immediately following that, something strange happened.
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!? No, no! Wait! It’s a lie!? Why!?”
The capsule ball that I threw suddenly emits a dazzling light and Aphrodite is sucked in.
Result.
Before she knows it, Aphrodite’s body enters the small capsule ball.
“Kora-! Let me out! This is blasphemy against God!” (tl; kora – oi, hey!)
Aphrodite randomly pulls out a pillow and begins to knock on the wall of the used capsule with a ‘don don’ sound.
By the way, Aphrodite who is inside the ball has shrunk down to eraser size.
“…… I’d really love to, however ”
I don’t know the method to get you out.
“UUUuuu. Please! I’m begging you, take me out this instant!……”
Aphrodite has teary-eyes.
Speaking honestly, I can’t make heads or tails of the situation. (tl; not a literal translation.)
When I thought I was suddenly called to Heaven, I was told to go to a different world and was suddenly made into a monster tamer.
However.
With everything said and done, I can say this catchphrase.
Kami-sama! Get!
- Enslaved Monster Data
Aphrodite
Encylopedia NO: ???
Race: God
Grade: ???
Level: 3620
Vitality: 29778
Physical Strength: 19822
Magic Power 68810
Spiritual Power: 38240
Skills
UNKNOWN
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Ohh my god that was so funny…
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All the people on RtD were like “Are you tl’ing Pokemon, Ruman?”
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Please continue this it looks like it will kill us all with laughter lol…
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go pokeball go capture aphroditi now i have a pokemon for ribbon festival fueeeee
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More like harem-mon the way this feels like it’s going to go.
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It is pokemon… as getting masterball on the first chapter… really… i want those skill… :”3
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I decide to throw the capsule ball at Aphrodite to serve as my revenge.
“……. Yes?” (tl: ……. Hai?)
Aphrodite lets out a small cry as I throw a capsule ball.
i thnk it’s not “yes”,but cute version of getting hit, maybe it Will good if it change to “hauu” or “hyaa” 😀
thanks for the chapter, it really funny wn, i cant stop laugh XD
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I’ll be continuing, don’t worry. 🙂
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Arigato Gozimasu…
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Also I want to say you pick very funny stories to translate thanks…
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This almost feels like the I CAST FIST! DnD Mage. Like, he just rolled 3 20’s, let it slide.
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that was so ridiculous it was funny im still in a half shock half laughing state lol
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Thanks for the new novel!
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This is gonna be super hilarious
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Will you releash this novel daily, weekly, or mountly??
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Most likely weekly, or at random. I don’t trust my skills. 😛
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I kinda wouldn’t mind delays in THWAFG and Shinko no Mi if it meant you could get a couple more of these chapters up sooner. At least the second or third one, before you go at it at your own pace.
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Nevermind, forget I mentioned it, just saw that you had the next chapter already *facepalm* thanks!
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I would like to respectfully voice my own disagreement to luislock’s point of view (especially with regard to Shinka no Mi!!!!)
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thanks a lot
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Looks good, hopefully she ain’t as useless as a certain goddess from Gifting. Wonder if he will learn a silence spell, judging from her initial reactions I’d consider it essential skill to shut her up. A goddess may not sleep but people sure do!
Thanks for the chapter, it was fun
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This is to good! lol
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And i forgot to put this to: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!
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Aphrodite, I choose you!
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Po po po pokemon johto..
Everybody wanna be the master..
Everybody wanna be the star…
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I wanna be the very best
that no one ever wants
to catch’em is my real test
to train them is my cause~
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Superbia nice and hahahahahahahahaha that ending there was interesting and funny cant wait for more and thanks for the chapter
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Nice! Lol! Make use of the pokemon theme. XD
Thanks for the chapter!
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The instant I saw ‘capsule ball’ i went ‘ POKEMON GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL. HE’S GOING TO CATCH HER’
…
*Sighs* I sometimes feel so old when I remember the first 150/151 pokemon generation.
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Well this is a different way to capture a harem…
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Rumanshi throws a
Novel! Get!
Translated Novel
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Encylopedia NO: ???
Race: Web novel
Grade: ???
Level: ???
laugh-ablity: 9999
Skill:
UNKNOWN
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Kami-sama Geto da ze!
This makes me laughing so much hahhahahahhahahha.
Thanks!
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since he captured a god, won’t he lvl up to 2000-3000?(or beyond). so funny btw, thanks for the chapter!
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> Use a lvl1 or more demon
This should say “Demon User Level 1 or Higher”.
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Thank you for the fix!
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Is this Pokémon?!
Monster-breeder… Brock?!
Is that you?!
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Many questions, which we would all like answered!
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Brock will take over the world with his cooking!
He will stand magnificently above all others wearing his apron and wielding his ladle, backed by an army of Pokémon he personaly bred!
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I am so grateful to be part of this community so I can share all the in-jokes XD Thanks so much for all your hard work!!!
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I missed my chance to post the lyrics.
Though I get a more Capsule monster vibe, but that title, it has to be the very funniest, like no story every was.
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what if making a few tables on the status
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omg this is a very nice project that you had picked.
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Fuck you Ash, I have a sex slave
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when your first pokemon is legendary or god class pokemon……………
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this is crack right???
why would gods be classified as monsters to begin with(then humans are fair game as well )
an as always gods aren’t any close to godly
they’re always within reach for some “chosen” humans
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Wow she said few bad but true words about Mc so he decided to enslave her O.o
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Does she count as a fairy type
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Thank for ur great work…
^^…
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I bet Makoto would have killed for a chance to do this to the Bug.
You have amused Uchi-sama, you have my glorious thanks, be grateful.
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Just found the story when I decided to check out your site from RtD.
I laughed for about a minute after reading “Kami get!” I’m still chuckling.
Thanks for the chapters as always.
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She is on the same level as Aqua, or rather isn’t this development way too similar!
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It actually looks to be exactly the same for the most part (sparing a few details of course). I was thinking the exact same thing to be honest lolz.
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Why are Japanese people so obsessed with slavery? Pokemon apparently made them that way roflmao
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What a nice opening.
Thanks for the chapter!
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RANDOM COMMENT I wonder if Rummy’ll see this…
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I did not see that one…
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Lol, that predicaments suits that Cum slut aphrodite.
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“Kami-sama! Get!
Enslaved Monster Data
Aphrodite
Encylopedia NO: ???
Race: God
Grade: ???
Level: 3620
Vitality: 29778
Physical Strength: 19822
Magic Power 68810
Spiritual Power: 38240
Skills
UNKNOWN”
lol most op start
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Thandks for doing this chapter 😊
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Kazuma’s brother is freaking here!!!! Hahahaha (in case you don’t know who is kazuma, go read konosuba)
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Everybody loves pokemon. ehh…. i mean capsulemon ( ・∀・) or haremon ( ゜д゜)
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LOL
If only pokemon was like this…
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LOL, he got a goddes as his first pokemon. Thanks for translating this.
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ahahaha 😀 that was really amusing ahahaha 😀 i like this novel!!
thx for the chapter ^^
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Konosuba x pokemon :p
with cheat item = ultimate masterball
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That sounds pretty much like it in a nutshell lolz
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Thanks for doing this chapter! 😄
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Thank you very much
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