Advertisements and me
Ahh, advertisements, how I beseech thee,
Don’t be a dick and flash to be seen,
Or make noise just to make a point,
Especially when two of your efforts are joint,
I care not for pictures of breasts and bottoms,
I’d prefer to see a girl, simply smelling blossoms,
Well, that’s kinda my fault, but you get what I mean,
When I’m not looking, my screen should be clean,
And finally, my point is, if you weren’t so obtuse,
Maybe, just maybe, I’d kick of my boots,
And turn off my ad-block that makes you *poof*
And we’d celebrate together, like dogs going *woof*
Yeah, I wrote a poem because I was sad I needed ad block. I’d rather turn it off and support people, ya’know? But they’re so * intrusive.
I can agree there i never got ad blocker yet but the ads make the websites load slower and sometimes make the webpages scroll slowly just driving me nuts sometimes…
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i love how closely the poem was followed by an add 🙂 irony
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Sssssh. It’s not too obtrusive. I turned off adblock for most wp sites.
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You did well to remind us XD I totally forgot that I even had adblock to be honest. That’s done~~
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